Someone dared spend 72 hours in Bruges! I laughed so much reading this.
“After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through – ‘Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges.’ I didn’t even know where Bruges fucking was…It’s in Belgium…Maybe that’s what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges.” ~ Ray (Colin Farrell) in In Bruges
Bruges is one of the most boring places you could ever hope to spend 72 hours in.
Just to give you an idea of how boring Bruges is…if you google “things to do in bruges,” the first result you’ll get is Trip Advisor’s list of a staggering 47 activities, most of which are architectural buildings that you will be admiring from the outside. Activity #1 is to walk around the…
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